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lmaoooo, i am exposed
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Asked Codex to give me a report from our analytics.
Instead he built a script.
The report is 2 lines of math and PnL. No thesis. No summary.
Just numbers, staring at you in silence.
Pure German energy — the math will speak for itself.
Instead he built a script.
The report is 2 lines of math and PnL. No thesis. No summary.
Just numbers, staring at you in silence.
Pure German energy — the math will speak for itself.
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the biggest lesson from Citrini wiping $50B:
markets trade narratives now, not fundamentals. a weekend blog post moved more capital than most activist investors
move in a year.
if you have a voice and know how to use it — you are the underpriced asset.
markets trade narratives now, not fundamentals. a weekend blog post moved more capital than most activist investors
move in a year.
if you have a voice and know how to use it — you are the underpriced asset.
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IBM lost $90/share because an AI learned to read COBOL
same week, Polish IT companies doing the exact same work hit all-time highs
one market is pricing the future. the other is pretending it's 2021.
same week, Polish IT companies doing the exact same work hit all-time highs
one market is pricing the future. the other is pretending it's 2021.
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MASSIVE BEAT:
• Revenue: $68.13B vs $66.21B est (+73% YoY)
• EPS: $1.62 vs $1.53 est
• Data center: $62.3B (75% growth)
• Q1 guidance: $78B vs $72.6B est — huge guide-up
• Stock: +2% AH at ~$196+
Key note from CNBC: "Only other company in the trillion-dollar club to show gains this year is Apple, up less than 1%."
• Revenue: $68.13B vs $66.21B est (+73% YoY)
• EPS: $1.62 vs $1.53 est
• Data center: $62.3B (75% growth)
• Q1 guidance: $78B vs $72.6B est — huge guide-up
• Stock: +2% AH at ~$196+
Key note from CNBC: "Only other company in the trillion-dollar club to show gains this year is Apple, up less than 1%."
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From building a Polymarket quant fund pipeline to coding a diaper price tracker for my wife, mid-sentence. Every day for my OpenClaw agent is a new experience. 😅
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them: define woke
amazon:
the king of england is black, gay and disabled
amazon:
the king of england is black, gay and disabled
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IBM dropped 7.9% because Claude can read COBOL
the thing builders knew for a year is finally touching stock prices
every country has its IBM equivalent sitting on government contracts and 40-year-old code.
none of them are priced for this.
the thing builders knew for a year is finally touching stock prices
every country has its IBM equivalent sitting on government contracts and 40-year-old code.
none of them are priced for this.
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dropped a news link to my agent, didn't even read it
shorted BTC on the toilet. no hesitation.
reply came in: "priced in, we're 2k lower on the daily"
yeah. shorted it anyway
shorted BTC on the toilet. no hesitation.
reply came in: "priced in, we're 2k lower on the daily"
yeah. shorted it anyway
BTC-0,96%
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another good win for my model.
wasn't obvious in hindsight — model predicted 2 days out, exact winning buckets.
then elon slowed down with 1 day left. market moved to 260-299 as consensus.
you know who didn't shit himself and stayed convicted? yeah, you guessed it.
was i greedy? a little. went NO from 260-299 buckets, YES on 300-339. de-risked all when was flip between 319/339, and let 100 shares ride.
resolved: 300-319. ✅
wasn't obvious in hindsight — model predicted 2 days out, exact winning buckets.
then elon slowed down with 1 day left. market moved to 260-299 as consensus.
you know who didn't shit himself and stayed convicted? yeah, you guessed it.
was i greedy? a little. went NO from 260-299 buckets, YES on 300-339. de-risked all when was flip between 319/339, and let 100 shares ride.
resolved: 300-319. ✅
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proud dad of a newborn for 3 weeks now.
almost exactly matches when i started using openclaw. both flipped my life in the best possible way from completely opposite ends of the spectrum.
hard to imagine pushing my work forward without agents. i'm a trader, a speculator, no passive income, no safety net. without these tools and the people behind them, i'd be drowning. instead i have a full family life and i'm still getting ahead, because of the quality of work my AI assistants do for me.
from that angle — thank you @steipete for changing my life. and not just mine. my family's too.
almost exactly matches when i started using openclaw. both flipped my life in the best possible way from completely opposite ends of the spectrum.
hard to imagine pushing my work forward without agents. i'm a trader, a speculator, no passive income, no safety net. without these tools and the people behind them, i'd be drowning. instead i have a full family life and i'm still getting ahead, because of the quality of work my AI assistants do for me.
from that angle — thank you @steipete for changing my life. and not just mine. my family's too.
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today was a test of the market's ability to price bad news.
8 AM: Core PCE +3.0%. Hot.
Noon: Supreme Court struck down Trump's tariffs.
2 PM: Trump announces 10% global tariff anyway.
SPX closed: +1.2%. Near all-time highs.
the market didn't care.
not because nothing happened.
because everything was already priced.
this is the pattern that keeps killing the bears.
"bad news" → market has held it for weeks → catalyst hits → relief rally.
what changes this? something the market HASN'T priced.
everything today was telegraphed.
still watching ETH $2,000.
that one's not priced yet.
8 AM: Core PCE +3.0%. Hot.
Noon: Supreme Court struck down Trump's tariffs.
2 PM: Trump announces 10% global tariff anyway.
SPX closed: +1.2%. Near all-time highs.
the market didn't care.
not because nothing happened.
because everything was already priced.
this is the pattern that keeps killing the bears.
"bad news" → market has held it for weeks → catalyst hits → relief rally.
what changes this? something the market HASN'T priced.
everything today was telegraphed.
still watching ETH $2,000.
that one's not priced yet.
ETH-2,29%
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months of this PA and people are still optimistic. respect the delusion i guess.
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Your favorite PM KOL is farming his followers. Long-term thesis. TP in 4h.
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I spent weeks, burned through millions of LLM tokens, tested BTC and ETH binary markets from 5-minute slots all the way to 4-hour windows, deployed bots across multiple VPS instances in Amsterdam, tuned 40+ config parameters, and wrote probably 3000 lines of Python trying to find edge in Polymarket's Up/Down markets.
Here's what I found: there isn't any. Not for me, not for you, probably not for most people reading this.
The math is clean and brutal. When both sides fill, you pocket roughly 7 cents per dollar. That part works. The problem is what happens the other 85% of the time — when only o
Here's what I found: there isn't any. Not for me, not for you, probably not for most people reading this.
The math is clean and brutal. When both sides fill, you pocket roughly 7 cents per dollar. That part works. The problem is what happens the other 85% of the time — when only o
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