#Ohmygod

The advertisements on the bus played one after another like machine gun fire, each louder than the last. I curled up in the corner, passively accepting everything happening here just like the other passengers. I have had enough of the days when I am broke and struggling. As we passed the stop, the driver waved his hand towards the back of the bus while hurriedly repeating, "Don't stand by the door, move inside..."

At this moment, the phone rang, and the mobile screen clearly displayed: 168, Maserati, high-quality woman. Oh my god, it’s the person I went on a blind date with yesterday calling me. She saved my nickname as 168, Cullinan, AAAA Building Material King. I can’t let her know I’m on the bus! I resolutely hung up, but she persistently called back. With no other choice, I took a deep breath and pressed the answer button.

Masha said in a sweet voice: "Wang~ge~ give me a bag, how~about~it~?"

I covered my mouth with my hand and spoke close to the phone microphone: "I'm at the construction site, it's a bit noisy. As soon as the project funds come in, I'll buy it for you right away."
But the voice coming through Martha's phone was particularly harsh: "Direct sales from the manufacturer! Clearance sale! Market-style shopping bags are being given away, three for five yuan, seven for ten yuan! Sturdy and durable, a must-have for grocery shopping and walking!"

Martha twisted her body, shaking her head in anger: "Wang~bro~ what kind of joke is this? How could I possibly carry a bag specifically for grocery shopping? Then you might as well take me to the hot springs, okay~?"

As soon as I heard her anxious, I quickly comforted her by saying: "Alright, alright, my dear little sweetheart," but the voice that reached Martha's phone was: "Special offer at the bathhouse! Scrubbing and soaking, only 12.9 yuan! Bringing your own towel is even more cost-effective!"

Arrived at the station, as I got off the car, I explained to her: "What I just said wasn’t me," but when she replied to me, the voice from the phone was actually: "Please insert coins to board, the fare is 1 yuan, please walk inside to board, the front door is for boarding only, thank you for your cooperation!"

I was surprised to turn back and look at the bus I had just taken. Through the glass under the bus, I saw the recently boarded 168, Maserati, high-quality girl. When our eyes met, she opened the window and shouted excitedly, "Wang! Jian! Cai! Where's your Cullinan?!" I shouted back louder, "Where's your Maserati?!" Oh my god.
2025.5.30 Friday 1:51 PM