I recently met a master.


Other masters talk about patterns, cultivation, and cognitive upgrades.
This master is different—focusing entirely on execution.
I asked the master:
What should I do to become Zhang Linghe's girlfriend?
The master looked at me and said:
Simple, just change your boyfriend's name to Zhang Linghe.
I asked again:
What should I do to live in a luxury house?
The master was even more straightforward:
Apply for a nanny position in a luxury house, move in with your bags.
I wasn't convinced and kept asking:
What if I want to turn my life around quickly?
The master said:
Sleep on your side at night; you can flip several times in one night.
Feeling my perspective was broadened, I asked:
What if I want to become a second-generation rich kid?
The master paused for two seconds and said:
Give the money to your mom.
The more I listened, the more excited I got:
What if I want others to keep giving me money?
The master sighed:
Work as a bank teller.
Finally, I asked the ultimate question:
Master, what should I do to become more beautiful?
The master finally showed a kind smile:
Use beauty filters.
The master’s life philosophy is just one sentence:
If you want to become something, just become it.
As for how to become it,
Just change your perspective. 😄
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