Three major events tonight—more eventful than a supermarket buy-one-get-one sale! At 2 AM sharp, the first one drops—the Fed's interest rate decision. But honestly, this is basically a "known hand": definitely no rate cut, watching it or not doesn't change anything, it's just an appetizer of cold cucumber salad.

The real main course is the forward guidance for the next 3 years! 19 voting committee members will publicly cast their votes on the dot plot, essentially setting the tone for interest rates over the coming years. Right now oil is surging faster than a rocket, inflation is practically uncontrollable, and this chart will probably look like a roller coaster track—not optimistic at all.

But wait, there's more! At 2:30 AM sharp, Powell takes the stage to "deliver the final blow." Word is he might discuss economic stagflation this time—you know, that awkward situation where everything costs a fortune but you're broke. Anyway, with tonight's atmosphere, the bears (bearish signals) might just put on their night gear. Everyone grab onto your seats! $BTC ‌$ETH ‌