Three major events are happening tonight, even more lively than a supermarket buy-one-get-one-free promotion! The first comes at 2 AM sharp——the Federal Reserve's interest rate decision, but this one is basically "an open book": there's definitely no rate cut, watching it is like not watching at all, it's just an appetizer of chilled cucumber salad.

The real main course——the federal funds rate dot plot for the next 3 years! 19 voting committee members will publicly cast their votes on the dots, essentially setting the tone for interest rates over the coming years. Right now oil is rising faster than a skyrocket, and inflation is impossible to contain, so this chart might look like a roller coaster track, nothing promising.

That's not all! Right after at 2:30 AM, Powell goes live to "deliver the final blow". Word is this time he might discuss economic stagflation, you know, that awkward state where everything is expensive but you don't have money to buy. Anyway, with tonight's atmosphere, the bears (bearish news) might have put on their night gear, everyone hold on tight! $BTC ‌$ETH ‌