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🚨Interesting fact:
If Julie K. Brown hadn't exposed Epstein's story in 2018, Jeffrey Epstein would currently be in Trump's cabinet.
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JPMorgan paid $920 million in fines for manipulating precious metals markets over 8 years.
No one went to jail.
During that time, they made profits of $50 billion.
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Trump said that 300 million people died from drugs last year. 300 million. There are 349 million people in the United States. At this point, it's not politics. It's just... saying whatever and hoping no one knows math.
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No drug can replicate the euphoria after violently pooping to relieve a stomach ache.
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The attack in Venezuela occurred over the weekend.
The Department of Justice's investigation into Powell took place over the weekend.
The threat to impose 100% tariffs on Canada happened over the weekend.
The 10% tariffs on the EU were implemented over the weekend.
Now, the attack on Iran will happen over the weekend.
And all of this is done to protect the stock market and screw over the cryptocurrency market.
I'm really getting tired of this shit.
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What do you choose:
5 years of pain for 50 years of freedom.
Or 5 years of freedom for 50 years of pain.
Think about it.
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I have literally wasted 8 years of my life in isolation due to my unhealthy fear of being perceived.
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Google used to work.
You used to be able to use Google and it worked.
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Why does it always cost at least €20 to eat, no matter where you go?
Why does fast food cost $20?
Why do casual fast food restaurants cost $20?
Why do candies cost $20?
Why does everything cost $20?
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Good morning, CryptoWhalers.
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🚨BUSINESS IDEA:
A guy took 217 trips in Waymo.
Each trip cost him $7
, and he was sitting in the back seat of every car on each trip.
Guess who owned the company that charges $250 to thoroughly clean each Waymo car.
Exactly. $243 in pure profit for each trip 🤣
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