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China's 4 Missing Types of Education
Psychological education, sex education, death education, and education about love
And the 4 Types of Education That Are Not Missing
Dining table education, hardship education, guilt education, and competitive comparison education

Here's the 2024 315 Exposure Complete List. It feels like except for the chicken feet and AI ones, most are quite far from ordinary people's lives:
1. Celebrity Online Red Chicken Feet Production Workshops Are Disgusting
Companies Involved: Shufuxiang, Mingyang Food, Zengqiao Food, Jinshan Pharmaceutical, Yifeng Electronics New Materials
2. Celebrity Online Wonder Drug Exosomes Turn Out to Be Unregulated Products
Companies Involved: Haolin (Tianjin) Biotechnology Co., Ltd., Yuanchuang Gene Technology Co., Ltd., Jiepo Thiael Biotechnology Co., Ltd.
3. Height Enhancement Institutions Use Pseudos

My sister works as a real estate broker, and she quietly tipped me off that when buying secondhand homes, you definitely want to buy ones that someone else has lived in for at least three years or more—the kind where the owner is selling because something came up. She strongly warned against buying those quasi-new secondhand homes with less than a year of occupancy! She says most of them probably have serious usage issues or poor living experience. Some are due to troublesome neighbors and noise. Others have poor lighting, so the owner got depressed and sold the place.
Last summer, I accompani

According to insider information, many bosses from Zhejiang and Fujian are now developing the desert in Taklimakan. There are bulldozers everywhere over there, like the massive mechanized warfare of World War II, supposedly with zero rent for 20 years, and the crops produced also come with subsidies.

By the third week of war, the game has completely changed.
Week one: Iran gets bombed, America and Israel go on a bombing spree, thinking it'll be over in three days. Then Iran fires missiles anyway, closes the strait, and oil prices take off.
Week two: Iran starts hitting its stride, drones take out air defenses, missiles hit bases, and Gulf states start panicking.
America realizes it's running out of ammunition—Patriot stockpiles hit bottom, tankers get shot down.
Week three: Now both sides are preparing their killer moves.
Iran says it's opening a "new front," and this isn't a bluff—the Str

This is hilarious—almost all my friends around me are on this same routine: fish oil, vitamin D, multivitamins, coenzyme Q10, polyvinyl alcohol eye drops, steam eye masks, weighted eye masks, cervical massage devices, hair washing cards, Diane-35 and Yaz, and traditional Chinese medicine.

China's Popular AI Tools Rankings:
AI Copywriting:
1st place: Doubao
2nd place: DeepSeek
3rd place: ChatGPT
AI Video Creation:
1st place: Jimo
2nd place: Keling
3rd place: Helix
AI Image Generation:
1st place: Nano Banana
2nd place: Jimo
3rd place: Gemini
AI Digital Human:
1st place: HeyGen
2nd place: Shanjian
3rd place: Tongyi Wanxiang
AI Presentation:
1st place: AI PPT
2nd place: Gamma
3rd place: Kimi·AI
AI Music Production:
1st place: Suno
2nd place: Udio
3rd place: Tiangong SKY
AI Office Tools:
1st place: TingNao
2nd place: Feishu
3rd place: Notion

# Has Everyone Noticed?
Since the New Year this year, I've clearly felt that everyone around me has changed their mindset.
Previously, when we gathered together, we talked about making money, discussing projects, and development. Now, it's all about wellness, health checkups, early sleep, and exercise — health has quietly become everyone's top priority.
I thought this was just a consensus among us middle-aged people, but when I visited Beijing recently and chatted with some young women from brands, I discovered they're even more enlightened than us. Post-95s and Gen Z are already incorporating

Iran War is completely copying the COVID-19 pandemic playbook.
Step by step, crystal clear.
– Oil prices spike within days, approaching $100 → Pretext: "We must break our dependence on oil"
– International Energy Agency releases 1.82 billion barrels of strategic reserves → Largest deployment in history
– US announces first new refinery built in Texas in 50 years → Investment scale reaches $300 billion
– EU cannot replace Russian energy and loses Gulf supply → Full-scale energy crisis erupts globally
– Iran war impacts Strait of Hormuz → 21% of global oil supply at risk
Connecting the dots:
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# Difficulty of Getting Married by Decade
1961: Being a man was enough to get married
1971: Having meat to eat was enough to get married
1981: Having a sewing machine was enough to get married
1991: Having a color TV was enough to get married
2001: Having a house was enough to get married
2011: Having a house and a car was enough to get married
2021: Having a house, a car, and meat to eat, plus being an only child in your family—that's what it takes to get married
2026: What conditions will be needed to get married?

Zhang Xuefeng once told a joke:
A certain technical college for electricity
Six girls in the dormitory staying up all night wasting time
Waiting to graduate this year
Only to find that she's the only one looking for a job...
The other five
Have all entered their local power systems.

I heard a little story: about a person with great virtue who passed away and was about to be reincarnated in the underworld.
Yama said: "Your virtue, being born into a wealthy and noble family, seeking power and influence, is also acceptable; being born into a wealthy family with fame and fortune, enjoying prosperity and wealth in life, is also fine—just choose whatever you like."
The person replied: "I just want a few acres of good land, to read books every day, to have no worries about food and clothing, no illness or disasters in the family, and to live without having to toil or labor."

There is a female sales champion in the store, with a monthly target of 8 cars, and she always exceeds it.
A year later, the sales champion got pregnant and went home to have her baby. The company agreed to keep her position, but honestly, it didn't really matter whether she kept it or not—sales positions are always hiring.
Three months later, the sales champion returned, and her performance was still outstanding. Another month passed, and she resigned.
The reason was that the performance standards changed. Before, selling ten cars a month earned over ten thousand dollars; now, it's stil

A little fairy asks: My husband earns 70,000 yuan a month, but he's very lazy and doesn't do any housework. What should I do?
Netizens have offered four ideas:
First, hire a beautiful nanny with a monthly salary of 10,000 yuan, then divorce her and see how he manages on 60,000 yuan a month.
Second, make him do housework. You go out and earn 70,000 yuan. If he doesn't earn enough, then I can only say that if earning 70,000 yuan a month still can't replace you, then it's true love.
Third, find a good man with a monthly salary of 5,000 yuan who is skilled at laundry and cooking, doesn't smoke or

A high school female classmate works at a fairy company. Besides the boss, there are only two people in the company. In the entire year of 2025, the boss only came to the company for half a day, just before the holiday for half a day. The whole company of three people had a team-building lunch at noon and then went on vacation. Usually, she and the other person don't see the boss, but for ten years, the boss has always paid on time and never delayed wages.

Yesterday, my eldest uncle suddenly called me and asked, "How much is your school district house rent per year?" I was stunned for a moment, holding my phone in confusion, and asked back, "Why are you asking?" My uncle leisurely replied, "Your cousin's kid is starting elementary school next year. I want to rent a house for him early, reserve it first, and when the current tenants move out in half a year, we can move right in." My head buzzed—so after all that circling around, he’s after my house?
Before I could speak, my uncle continued on the phone: "We’re all family. Your house is empty anyw

I’ve noticed a pattern: every time BTC rises or falls, the most excited people on social media are those who usually stay silent. The real profit-makers have already quietly been trading. The reason for losing money in a bull market is simply this: there are too many groups.

This morning, a beautiful female tenant asked me if she could renew her lease next month and pay a lower rent. She has been renting from me for several years without any rent increase. I agreed to pay for any new furniture or appliances she wanted to replace, and everything has been peaceful since then.
I told her to ask the property agent about the current lowest price in the neighborhood, and I would rent to her at that price. I also checked with the neighborhood’s agent to see the market rate and plan to offer her a slightly lower price based on that.
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