every cycle someone posts “how to get rich” and it’s just a grocery list of memes with zero context.
so fine, here’s my totally serious 2026 masterplan:
Buy more $WHITEWHALE
Buy more $aura
Buy more #SPX6900
Buy more
$MASK Buy more $SACHI
Buy more
$WIF Buy more $MANYU
Buy more $PFP
Buy more $GIGA
Buy more $USELESS
Buy more $WOJAK
Buy more $MOMO
Buy more $PENGU
Buy more $TROLL
then sit back and pretend i’m a visionary while refreshing my wallet every 30 seconds.
if it works, i’m a genius.
if it rugs, i’ll tweet “market is brutal guys” and act like it was a lesson arc.
what am i missing? oh