TraderKoala

In any other cycle, the consensus would be clear: this is a bear market.
Weekly bearish market structure breaks on $BTC, $ETH, $SOL - and basically everything else.
Extraction, grifters, protocols disappearing, lower highs and lower lows. The list goes on.
The pain of this cycle, and the fact that alts never really had a chance to run, has turned decent traders into hopers.
People who would have been rational in past cycles are now clinging to hope.
A truly brutal cycle.

GM
I don't have much to say.
Just watch the video and refer to the $BTC range chart I shared for my thoughts.
Better times will come.
Survive.

I was sick last week and wasn’t able to get a video update out.
I’ll get one up tonight or tomorrow.
I will cover $BTC + $ETH per usual
Let me know if there’s anything specific you’d like me to cover.

Lots of bull posts today from "alt season + $100k BTC is coming" accounts.
You can just say you were wrong and move on instead of trying to be right.
Failed range breakouts aren’t bullish.
You’re welcome.

Good morning
Drop some coins, and I'll chart them.
Gonna be (another) big week!

I would seriously consider who you listen to on this app
That’s the tweet

I'll do a proper chart update when I feel better
$BTC Weekly close above 94k = 116k
$BTC Weekly close below 94k = 80k
$BTC shouldn't trade anywhere near 94k again.
Otherwise, that would be a failed range breakout
Altcoins continue to look bad across the board, with few exceptions.
The fact most alts couldn't even sweep their previous week's high is a bad look - especially considering both $BTC and $ETH sent.
TLDR: Weekly close above 94k, and I can't be bearish anymore, but we are not out of the woods yet.
Congrats to those who caught this move.

I heard saying gm is bad for engagement
Gm Gm Gm Gm Gm
Gonna be a big week!

The most "obvious pair trade" I am seeing on the timeline is
Long $LIT Short $HYPE
This means the actual trade is
Short $LIT Long $HYPE
OR
Short $LIT Long $HYPE

The most "obvious pair trade" I am seeing on the timeline is
Long $LIT Short $HYPE
This means the actual trade is
Short $LIT Long $HYPE
OR
Short $LIT Short $HYPE

The fancier the charts, the lower the pnl.

Most 2026 Vibecoders are not that different from 2020 Dropshippers