Fabianosol

People will hate this but
PumpFun might be the best thing that happened to SOL
200K graduated tokens with ~40% SOL stranded in dead LPs = ~5M SOL
+ Ungraduated bonding curves hold ~300K SOL
Combined that's 1% of SOL's cicrulating supply gone

Are crypto creators overpaid?

He joined crypto, made $30M and left...
> launched memecoin launchpad “Clout” (Believe)
> no wallet or coding needed
> launched his own token
> marketed it as the “Flywheel” alongside other famous tek bros
> pumped it to $400M
then it started...
> baits people with birkin bag for gf
> insiders sell partner tokens (e.g., $KLED)
> announce 33% supply increase
> everyone dumping $BELIEVE (incl. team)
Pasternak’s last tweet was in Oct 2025, and it seems he left crypto for good
Pasternak made over $30M with Believe

What went wrong?
Crypto has a 1-year user retention of 2-4%
Out of 100 new users just 2–4 people come back within a year

Days since teased/announced airdrop:
Trojan: 739 days
Photon: 635 days
BullX: 614 days
Axiom: 309 days
Money made: $1B+
Gave back: $0

I lose $20,000 every year
Not by holding BTC or SOL,
but by holding USDC
USDC isn't a stablecoin;
it's a depreciating asset (at least for me)
USD lost 20-25% against CHF in the last 5 years
Even if I have a 10% yield I'll lose half of it to inflation

1 BILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS
That’s how much Alon took from the trenches
Alon Cohen built the biggest casino and made most people lose everything
- Born around the 2000s with jewish heritage
- Had a fascination for internet phenomena
- Got into crypto early but roundtripped most with NFTs, honeypots, and other scams
- Met later co-founders Noah Tweedale and Dylan Kerler (previous scammer) in the UK
- Pump Fun domain registered on September 19, 2023
- In January 2024, Alon officially launched Pump Fun
- No marketing budget (cold dmed 3,000+ people)
- Let anyone create a token with zero prote

Your friend wants to buy their first coin
You can recommend only one
Which would it be?

How much money you need to live comfortably in every country:
What's the best place to live for a crypto bro?

Peak Bullrun was projects paying $150K to Kaito to get AI slop
Launching a token after 2 months, which went down 90% in the first days
80 projects listed at $150K = $12M for Kaito

More "FREE" money:
Yesterday Sui launched their own stablecoin USDSUI
They crazily incentivized the LPs
Means for stablecoin LPs like USDSUI-USDC you get 40% APR
- No leverage
- No liquidation risk
- No IL
You can do this on Bluefin, Cetus, etc.

Be MetaDAO
> Launch permissionless futarchy launchpad
> First memecoin tries to raise $50K
> Ends up with over $11M

These chains are dead
> raised $1.7B
> ~50K daily active addresses
That’s $35K per user
We don’t have a funding problem
We have a usage problem